" It's the white ones, don't eat the white ones "

12 hours ago with 0 notes

Boss just rang me 50 minutes before my shift starts and 20 minutes before I leave the house to tell me not to come in.



1 day ago with 117,345 notes, via dis0wn, from hotdadcalendar

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes



1 day ago with 28,399 notes, via merlinsbearditsthedoctor, from tonystarks

poetrymafia:

tonystarks:

daily reminder pepper potts took out every single big bad in all three iron man movies.

      [x]



2 days ago with 136,754 notes, via bekkicanflyy, from heismandiego

bekkicanflyy:

heismandiego:

me when i’m wearing new clothes

yo ciara this is literally seal

well swag is a very versatile word



2 days ago with 1,969 notes, via mirkwoodling, from misselizabethbennets

I kill where I wish and none dare resist. I laid low the warriors of old and their like is not in the world today. Then I was but young and tender. Now I am old and strong, strong, strong, Thief in the Shadows!

(Source: misselizabethbennets)



2 days ago with 326,045 notes, via batched, from escapedgoat
Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)

(Source: escapedgoat)



2 days ago with 110,398 notes, via househaddock, from avoxia-deactivated20140613

avoxia:

the worst thing about tumblr is that you read all those pro feminist/anti rape/anti misogyny posts all the time everyday and then you actually go outside and talk to a random guy and it feels like being punched in the face with a chair



2 days ago with 277 notes, via theamazingspiderboy, from philcoulson
C is for C i r i t h  U n g o l

From the Sindarin for spider’s cleft, Cirith Ungol is a pass near Minas Morgul where Shelob’s lair is located. During the Quest of the Ring, Frodo, Sam, and Gollum use this path to enter Mordor.



3 days ago with 52,659 notes, via bekkicanflyy, from cyberrghetto

brotoro:

reverseracism:

cyberrghetto:

omg

Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD

all I see is black people talking about this. white people. go see this movie. you need to see this movie.



3 days ago with 2,892 notes, via thekrakensdaughter, from kaseynese
You have my permission not to love me;
I am a cathedral of deadbolts
and I’d rather burn myself down
than change the locks.
Rachel McKibbens  (via thekrakensdaughter)

(Source: kaseynese)